May 4 2015125/4/15Two People Who Will Never Be President Announce Plans to Try, AnywayErin Gloria Ryan187Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina and famed neurosurgeon Ben Carson have both announced plans to waste…
May 2 2015165/2/15A Playlist for Running (Away From Your Problems)Erin Gloria Ryan43Very Specific Playlists is a weekly feature in which Jezebel staffers make very specific Spotify playlists based on…
Apr 30 2015444/30/15Hillary Clinton Vows to Address Problems She & Her Husband Helped CauseErin Gloria Ryan317Yesterday, Hillary Clinton hopped aboard the anti-police state wave, announcing in a speech at Columbia University…
Apr 23 201544/23/15Thank You, Hot Singles, Wherever You AreErin Gloria Ryan12We at Jezebel dot com are beyond pleased that singles as hot as you are reading our website.
Apr 23 2015174/23/15Loretta Lynch Confirmed as Attorney General After Embarrassing DelayErin Gloria Ryan52By a vote of 56-43, Loretta Lynch was confirmed as Attorney General of the United States on Thursday afternoon. It…
Apr 22 2015144/22/15Boston Marathon Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Seems Like a Nice Young ManErin Gloria Ryan89Here is cool and tough Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev channeling late-90’s MuchMusic by flipping off the…
Notable/Quotable4/22/15Apr 22 201512Notable/Quotable4/22/15Notable/QuotableCollege Debate Whiz Ted Cruz Has Some Neat Ideas About Regrowable HymensErin Gloria Ryan194 Ted Cruz, manna from the sky for political hatewatchers, is a veritable fount of bombastic crazy, and has been…
Apr 21 2015464/21/15 Female Stars Unite in Powerful Video on the Plight of Men in ShowbizErin Gloria Ryan56 Did you know that only 93 percent of films released by major studios last year were directed by men? And that only…
Apr 20 2015234/20/15Kenyan Woman Wins Boston Marathon Before West Coast Puts On PantsErin Gloria Ryan76Caroline Rotich, of Kenya, breaks the tape to win the women’s division of the Boston Marathon, Monday, April 20,…
Apr 20 201554/20/15Dude Named Conan Slams Dude Writer for Slamming Comedy Dude Named JimmyErin Gloria Ryan121 Welcome to the third installment of DUDEFIGHTS, a new-ish and surprisingly regular feature that highlights Inside…
Apr 17 201554/17/15So Sorry: Here's Marco Rubio Dressed Like a Chippendale's Dancer :(Erin Gloria Ryan142One day too late for Throwback Thursday, below you’ll find a photo of Marco Rubio dressed as a Chippendale’s Dancer…
Apr 16 201564/16/15Oscar Isaac Is Aware of How Badly Area Blogger Wants to Hump His BeardErin Gloria Ryan35Exceptional actor and even better beard-wearer Oscar Isaac is on a press tour to promote his new film Ex Machina (I’v…
Apr 15 2015174/15/15Harry Reid on GOP Dudes Running For President: 'They're All Losers'Erin Gloria Ryan72Welcome to the second installment of DUDEFIGHTS, a new more-regular-than-I-anticipated feature that highlights…
Apr 14 201524/14/15Nice Gay Couple in Hillary Video Invites Hillary to Their WeddingErin Gloria Ryan41The photogenic gay couple from Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign announcement video has invited the Democratic…
Apr 9 201564/9/15Horsemen 1 and 2 of the Apocalypse Attend a Fun PartyErin Gloria Ryan88On the left, we have Ann Coulter, who once said, “Liberals love America like O. J. loved Nicole.” On the right, Flo…
Apr 9 2015174/9/15Daily Caller Dude Calls Washington Post Dude a 'Finger Sniffer'Erin Gloria Ryan99 Welcome to the first installment of DUDEFIGHTS, a new feature that may or may not be recurring that highlights men…
Apr 9 201554/9/15Books and Movies to Avoid When TravelingErin Gloria Ryan171The summer I turned 13, all five members of my family piled into our blue Ford Escort hatchback and drove to…
Apr 8 2015334/8/15Here's Your First Look at the Cover of Notorious RBGErin Gloria Ryan36Great news, Baderites (Baderettes?): the day you can get your hands on a copy of the highly-anticipated biography of…
Apr 8 2015124/8/15Jury Finds Boston Marathon Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Guilty on All CountsErin Gloria Ryan122Dzhokhar “Jahar” Tsarnaev has been found guilty on all 30 counts stemming from the terrorist attack he and his…