Nov 25 201513511/25/15Goodbye, and Remember to Fight the Real EnemyErin Gloria Ryan110Hello, It’s Me. I’m just dropping you a line to let you know I’m leaving. Friday is technically my last day at…
Nov 25 20156311/25/1510 Ways to Handle Your Wild, Crazy Family This Holiday SeasonErin Gloria Ryan166It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Unfortunately for many of us, all of those deep fried turkey faces and…
Nov 24 20153511/24/15Gifts for the Athlete Who Cannot Be Contained By a GymErin Gloria Ryan106I hate the gym. Hate is, perhaps, a strong word, but I certainly and adamantly prefer not to be inside one. Unless a…
Nov 17 20154211/17/15 Bobby Jindal Quits Presidential Race; Goodnight, Sweet PrinceErin Gloria Ryan86Damn. Could never have seen this coming since Bobby Jindal announced he was running for President.
Nov 14 20153611/14/15Ahoy, Debateys! It's a Democratic Debate Open ThreadErin Gloria Ryan368Another day, another debate. This time, it’s on a Saturday night, so you don’t have to feel too too bad about…
Nov 13 20153311/13/15Trump Continues to Utterly Lose His Shit Over Ben Carson's Durable Poll NumbersErin Gloria Ryan99Degloved zoo penis Donald Trump has continued his tirade from yesterday into today with a video Instagram post…
Nov 12 20151911/12/1532 Things Donald Trump Finds 'Disgusting'Erin Gloria Ryan58Today, inside-out lower intestine Donald Trump, ever on-brand, referred to protests of institutional ambivalence to…
Nov 11 20153711/11/15Counterpoint: Bar Glenn Reynolds and Only Glenn Reynolds From VotingErin Gloria Ryan40In 1971, future law professor and opinion columnist Glenn Reynolds turned 11 years old, and the 26th Amendment to…
Nov 11 20154511/11/15I Can't Believe We Still Have an Entire Goddamn Year Until Election DayErin Gloria Ryan109The first ballots in this election will be cast in only a few short months, Fox Business News waxed quixotic during…
Nov 10 2015611/10/15Oh! My Brain! Join Us Tonight For a Very Debatey LiveblogErin Gloria Ryan48Tonight, at the very rude time of 9 pm EST, Fox Business Network will take a break from its regular schedule of…
Nov 5 20154611/5/15The ABCs of Ben Carson's Wacky BeliefsErin Gloria Ryan201Ben Carson, a brilliant neurosurgeon and current GOP presidential frontrunner, believes many insane things to be…
Nov 4 20152111/4/15Truly Inspiring: Congress To Work a Punishing 25 Full Weeks in 2016Erin Gloria Ryan86America’s lesser legislative body has released its calendar for 2016, and on it, a grueling schedule that involves a…
Nov 4 20155811/4/15Vote, Ya DipshitsErin Gloria Ryan255America doesn’t ask much of you, besides 30% of your income, give or take, and a begrudging tolerance for Ken Burns…
Nov 2 20151211/2/15Jeb Bush's New Campaign Slogan Would Make a Very Cute Name for a Children's BookErin Gloria Ryan93Jeb Can Fix It, says Jeb Bush’s new campaign stationery and probably the cover of a sweet little cardboard baby book…
Oct 30 2015810/30/15Dear Hillary Clinton: Pls Explain What 'Plumpy'nut?' and the Rest of This Deranged List Means. ThxErin Gloria Ryan97Today, another load of Clinton emails were wet-heaved onto the internet. Most of them are banal. Many of them are…
Oct 30 20151110/30/15The Best Halloween Soundtrack Is the One Where All the Musicians Are DeadErin Gloria Ryan33Halloween is enjoyable in moderation, but, as is the case with many vices, it is difficult to enjoy without…