Dirt Bag7/14/14Jul 14 20145Dirt Bag7/14/14Dirt BagDrake's Penis Is 'Weird, Thin, and Pointy,' Says Future ShakespeareLindy West177Today is the day that I read several conflicting accounts about the shape of Drake's celebrity penis and what he…
Jul 14 2014157/14/14 Dude Builds a Better Cooler, Possibly Reinventing Summer ItselfLindy West64There's nothing quite like sunny summer picnics—or, as I like to call them, "there's a bee on you and also your leg…
Jul 12 2014157/12/14Your Butt Is a Hero: Scientists Say Smelling Farts Might Cure CancerLindy West62 Good news, patriots! YOUR BUTTS HAVEN'T BEEN DOING ALL THAT HARD WORK FOR NOTHING. According to researchers at the…
Dirt Bag7/11/14Jul 11 20149Dirt Bag7/11/14 Dirt BagHarry Potter Actor Found Dead from Heatstroke in Death ValleyLindy West167Here's something completely tragic: Actor and MMA fighter Dave Legeno, who played werewolf Fenrir Greyback in the Har…
Jul 11 2014237/11/14 Did You Know Giant Fearsome Cougars Make Adorable Baby Kitten Noises!?Lindy West150I've spent my whole life living in a place where lots of cougars also live, so for my own safety I was raised to…
Jul 11 2014117/11/14Texas Killer Broke Down Door, Tied Up and Shot Entire FamilyLindy West162A Texas man allegedly kicked down the door of his former in-laws' house, tied up the couple and their five children,…
Dirt Bag7/10/14Jul 10 20142Dirt Bag7/10/14Dirt BagRyan Gosling Might Stop Making Movies Now that He's Making BabiesLindy West70Someone dug up a quote from Ryan Gosling from 2011 in which he stated that he's only making movies until he starts…
Jul 10 2014127/10/14Facebook Shuts Down Page Calling for Lion-Hunting Cheerleader's MurderLindy West243Today in JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, PLANET EARTH, Facebook has shut down a page calling for Kendall Jones—the Texas…
Jul 10 201487/10/14 Japanese 'Zoo Jeans' Are Ripped and Distressed by Actual LionsLindy West55WELL HERE IS A SITUATION. I can't tell how much of this is real and how much is just a viral publicity stunt (it's…
Dirt Bag7/9/14Jul 9 201411Dirt Bag7/9/14Dirt BagElisabeth Hasselbeck Is PISSED About Rosie Possibly Rejoining The ViewLindy West165Aaaaaahahaahahahaahahahaaha. World's sourest little grape Elisabeth Hasselbeck called in to Fox & Friends today to…
Jul 9 2014457/9/14Apple Will Engrave 'Penis' on Your iPad but Not 'Vagina' or 'Clit'Lindy West153Today in absolutely fucking absurd and transparent gender bias rooted in the widespread male terror of women's…
Jul 9 2014127/9/14Guy Who Wrote Book on How Not to Get Gored by Bulls Gets Gored by BullLindy West55A Chicago author who literally wrote the book on not getting gored by a bull got gored by a bull in Pamplona today.…
Jul 9 2014597/9/14 Keith Ablow: LGBT Rights Will Lead to 'Three Humans and a Dog Marriage'Lindy West220FOX News's resident giant-thumb-with-a-face Dr. Keith Ablow went on Fox & Friends this morning to deliver some grave…
Dirt Bag7/8/14Jul 8 20142Dirt Bag7/8/14Dirt BagPamela Anderson Files for Divorce from Rick Salomon...AgainLindy West154Oh dear. Well, it appears that the grand romance of Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon is coming to an end for the…
Jul 8 2014557/8/14I Re-Watched Forrest Gump So No One Else Ever Has ToLindy West507Twenty years ago this week, Forrest Gump came out and the world went bonkers.
Dirt Bag7/7/14Jul 7 20146Dirt Bag7/7/14Dirt BagSofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello Are a Disgustingly Hot New CoupleLindy West185Aggressively attractive super-people Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello have begun dating each other, thus exploding…
Dirt Bag7/3/14Jul 3 20145Dirt Bag7/3/14Dirt BagDemi Lovato Unfollows Selena Gomez on Twitter, MAYBE Called Her a BitchLindy West121Today in gossip that I'm sure means something to somebody somewhere, there appears to be a rift in the Selena Gomez/D…
Jul 2 201477/2/14 Lily Allen Clowns on Mean, Basement-Dwelling Bloggers in Her New VideoLindy West120 Lily Allen's new video for "URL Badman" is a big fuck-you to all the mom's-basement-dwelling bloggers out there…
Dirt Bag7/2/14Jul 2 20141Dirt Bag7/2/14Dirt BagRyan Gosling and Rachel McAdams Hated Each Other on the Notebook SetLindy West171In a new interview, Notebook director Nick Cassavetes revealed that Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams's relationship…
Jul 2 201437/2/14 Man's Name Is 63 Words Long, Starting with Kim-Jong Sexy Glorious BeastLindy West33A 25-year-old Swedish man who's spent thousands of dollars extending his first name to 63 words claims to have the…