Courtesy of Jezebel’s own Jane Marie comes a solution to traveling with her daughter, Goldie, who refers to this space as “Goldie’s seat.” Before you scold, please note that the flight crew has never said a word about this. So hey, Goldie, you do you. Whatever it takes to keep a kid quiet and content.

“It is against the rules, I think, though no one has told me that,” says Jane in an *exclusive* interview with Flygirl. “But in my defense, I hold her during takeoff and landing.”

Jane’s caption: Stow smaller belongings under the seat in front of you.

It’s not the most conventional arrangement, but I’d rather see an adorable child on the floor than, say, this: